Reunion: Cary’s Balls of Steel, D’Andra & Brandi, Go Home, LieAnne

housewives of dallas reunion part 1 stephanie brandi dandraThe Real Housewives of Dallas – Season 3, Episode 17, Reunion Part 1

This season has brought us constant fighting, nasty rumors, mechanical bull rides and Beaver Liquors, fighting in another country, even a cloned phone that wasn’t.
What will this reunion bring besides bad fashion? Let us see! Continue reading

Socialite Kegger Tonite: Cher vs. Cheerleader

housewives of dallas season 3 episode 13 leeanne brandiThe Real Housewives of Dallas – Season 3, Episode 16, Party Fouls

Stephanie is throwing a goodbye party for Travis, who is heading off to Harvard Business School. For some reason Stephanie decides to throw a “frat party”, specifically a raging kegger.  I suppose this is a salute to their misogynist, bigoted, classist Greek organizations where rich kids make connections for life.  Fantastic!
Stephanie says some of her best memories were on the floor of a frat house, but they were not sexual.
Stephanie did not party a lot because she was a cheerleader, and needed to watch the carbs, but wants to make up for it now. Continue reading

Eva, Throwin Peaches and Shade For Days

housewives of atlanta season 11 episode 4 group shamariThe Real Housewives of Atlanta – Season 11, Episode 4, Pass the Peach, Throw the Shade

Todd and Kandi pay a visit to one of Bravo fans’ favorite OBGYNs, Dr. Jackie. As we and Riley know, they want to have another child, and want to see their options.
They talk about surrogacy, as an option. They also tell Jackie about Riley’s opposition to this. Kandi and Todd want to use both embryos, which is going to double the price of the surrogacy.  Riley is going to have something to say about her mother and stepfather having two babies with whom they will not be spending their time. Continue reading

Jamie, Why?

Below Deck Season 6

Below Deck – Season 6 Episode 8 – Flesh Wounds Are Not Five Star

Captain Lee is laying down the law about them getting their heads out of their asses.  Ashton and Ross tell Chandler that he isn’t informing them of the game plan.  He doesn’t understand that it’s his job to create and convey that plan.  DUH.  Rhylee stays quiet which is so smart.  If she said what Ashton said I think Chandler might waterboard her. Oh Jamie why are you dating a monotone dummy? Even his washboard ab selfies make me yawn and yearn for a higher IQ.

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Last Days in Copenhagen: Victim Brandi on the Loose

housewives of dallas season 3 episode 14 leeanne stephanie dandraThe Real Housewives of Dallas – Season 3, Episode 14, Growers and Show-ers

Last week in Copenhagen was so much fun! No vicious fights at all, no one went off on anyone, and everyone is good with each other.  Just kidding, Bravo does not do trips on its shows unless the cast is good and ready to rumble. Whatever happens next, LeeAnne is probably going to make a lot of faces about it. Continue reading

I’m Gonna Eat Somebody’s Ass for Dinner


Below Deck season 6 episode 2 drama brewingBelow Deck – Season 6 Episode 7 – New Kids on the Dock

The crew flips the boat for the next charter of 10 people – 2 of which are children.  Kate and Josiah refer to the 4 year old as “Master Pearson” which is hilarious.  It’s the first episode where we see Adrian put under pressure cooking for 8 adults and 2 kids who truthfully shouldn’t be on a fucking yacht.  I’m not judging but kids would rather be on the beach or a playground than a huge prison floating on water.  The guests did not like their gross Mahi Mahi and bland yet tough steaks.  Ouch.

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