Vanderpump Rules – Season 7 Episode 1 – A Decent Proposal
Well it’s season lucky number 7. Lucky for Bravo – it’s the beginning of the Jax and Brittany Trilogy. This episode was pretty boring really.
Here is all you need to know:
Jax Taylor
Vegas: Same Shit Different Year
Vanderpump Rules – Season 6 Episode 13 – Vegas, Baby
From the previews, the culmination of this episode is that Brittany might be pregnant. Fuuuuuuck. Couldn’t they have this episode almost every day*? Well, truthfully, I think fatherhood could do Jax some good but I feel for the mother.
Birthday Battle
Vanderpump Rules – Season 6 Episode 10 – Screams and Queens
Stassi and Ariana plan their epic birthday parties on the same day. Stassi’s Murder theme versus Ariana’s Queen theme. At the bar the Toms’ stand around hungover looking at rubble. Then they finally write a big fat check and become official partners with Lisa and Ken. I bet they can barely pay for the flooring with that money but kudos to them for having any capital.
Pride n Pasta
Vanderpump Rules – Season 6 Episode 7 – It’s Not About the Pasta
This episode begins with Jax almost showing emotion. The Reiki healer got to his psyche so instead he sexualized her to diminish the experience. Scheana continues to be obsessed with herself and her rumor. She won’t shut up and she keeps perpetuating it. I do find it hilarious that her boyfriend doesn’t kiss her….
Men in America
Vanderpump Rules – Season 6 Episode 6 – See You Next Tuesday
This episode starts at the early morning hours of Brittany and Jax’s housewarming party. Brittany is listening to the “audio” as Jax proclaims this is a blackout party. Lots of drinks plus hearing Jax speak the truth on recording is tough.
So, You’re Just Giving Blowies?
Vanderpump Rules – Season 6 Episode 5 – Sex, Lies and Audiotape
Full disclosure. We don’t find out what is on the audio! Fuck you Bravo.
Katie starts us off with her monologue on about being confused as to who she married. Meh she knows. Schwartz has no control yet won’t be controlled. The staff works a shift at SUR with plenty of time in between tables to film scenes.
Brittany you are dating a Sociopath. Get with the program.
Vanderpump Rules – Season 6 Episode 4 – Absinthe-Minded
The feature of this episode has to be Ken Todd sitting on his perfect lavender balcony holding his beloved dog with a perfectly purple diaper. That is an amazing life you lead! Ken and Lisa negotiate the Toms’ TomTom investment at $50,000 each for 5% ownership + a nondescript “sweat equity” investment.
Roid Raging Jax
Vanderpump Rules – Season 6 Episode 3 – Back In The Saddle
Brittany takes Stassi to the spa when the trip was originally planned for her and Jax on their 2 year anniversary. Brittany’s headspace is all over- this is a side effect of dating a psychopath. Stassi calls her disgusting for sleeping with Jax again. You can tell Stassi means it. She shows nothing but complete embarrassment for dating Jax (and Frank and soon Patrick).
Duh. Jax Cheated.
Vanderpump Rules – Season 6 Episode 2 – Unfaithful
The first episode of Season 6 came through with a pow! Jax’s cheating ways begin the season instead of ending it. What I don’t like is that they keep referring to it as a ‘rumor’ when it is an actual statement made by a person (Faith). So a human is telling the truth or isn’t telling the truth. But it isn’t a rumor!!!
Onward. Stassi panders to Lisa about working events at SUR. Bish maybe you should have kept your server job and worked your way into events!
It’s All About Jax
Vanderpump Rules – Season 6 Episode 1 – Masquerade
Jax Jax Jax. Jax Jax Jax. (Jason. Actually.)
Who ever knows with this dude? He is a charasmatic psychopath who has found his come up in life. Bravo TV. Mediocre actor, mediocre bartender but EXCELLENT reality tv character.
This season begins with Lisa setting up the conversation that Jax has been faithful to Brittany for two years. My conspiracy theory is that Max created this story line to give Faith some camera time after he used her a few seasons ago when he was hopped up on pain pills. Ok probably not.
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