Goodbye Jamaica, Hello Unnecessary Surgery Land

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The Real Housewives of Orange County – Season 13, Episode 16, Twin Tweaks 

Jamaica rejoices, as the ladies are back in California. Vicki tells Steve she did not drink much, because her surgery is coming up.  We are shown receipts of Vicki drinking a lot in Jamaica.
Steve does not know what kind of surgery Vicki is even having, but we find out it will be a neck and face lift.  Ooh, surgery! Continue reading

More Jamaica: Shannon Ruins Everything, Vicki Twerks it Out

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On their second night in Jamaica, the ladies get ready for dinner. There is no air conditioning, so Vicki and Shannon are having some serious issues.  I would be as well.
The group on the bus leaves without the two. Tamra tells everyone they will get to see Fun Shannon tonight, because she will be drinking, Continue reading

Jamaica: Please Send These White Women Home

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The Real Housewives of Orange County – Season 13 Episode 13, Heat Waves and Hot Flashes

It’s time to go to Jamaica!  Everyone packs for the trip.  Kelly notes she has too many bathing suits, and “hooker clothes”.  Gina’s three year old tries to pack herself in a suitcase.  Dearest child, you do not want to be anywhere near some of the people your mom is about to go with on vacation. Continue reading